What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?